I tried this cigar earlier today. This is the first Nub I have tried and I was actually reasonably impressed.
The cigar is a little bit spicy and has a somewhat sweet and cedary draw that does in fact turn into a sort of cocoa flavor on the…
Comrades,There is an infiltrator in our midst! It goes by the name of Nub Maduro. Somehow this cigar made it in to our stores without being seen at some point between May 26th and May 28th, 2009. I believe Comrade Boyette was on duty when this occurred. I believe he was incapacitated by the Russian Bear Hug sleep maneuver. I am asking for an investigation into this matter as we speak.This cigar is thick like a polish sausage or a nice foie gras liver...so tasty, and is dark like only the best…See More
Comrade Boyette,
I do not understand the meaning of this "don't ask don't tell" policy you have mentioned. Yuri and Pyetr are both mute. You should see them at a silent auction!
Sincerely,
Alexander Dimitry Vasilev
Commander…
Comrades,
This is infuriating. In Mother Russia we developed the internet in the late 1880's. Surely by now there is at least some internet usage in the Great America. In Mother Russia we only have one button on the mice. Imagine that! I have…
Comrades,
I had my personal assistant acquire one of these new cigars for me while I was defending the Russian Frontier. I believe that this spicy cigar would go very well with a nice scotch or bourbon. If you are a real man, like myself, you may…
In Mother Russia we tend to prefer a cigar that is of full body and of stout construction. For example, I would use the American term which I believe is said, "Like a brick outhouse," to describe the kind of cigar that is popular in the…
Comrade Boyette,
I use my own blend of oil pressed from baby seals paired with only the finest carnauba wax. The key is to get just the right consistency. This may take some time.
Sincerely,
Alexander Dimitry Vasilev
Commander of the Czars 3rd…
My name is Alexander Dimitry Vasilev, I just so happened to be passing through the area of Charlotte with the Russian Imperial Third Army, when Yuri, my aide de camp, notified me of the presence of another general in our near vicinity.
This peaked…