This is infuriating. In Mother Russia we developed the internet in the late 1880's. Surely by now there is at least some internet usage in the Great America. In Mother Russia we only have one button on the mice. Imagine that! I have been told that in America there is also a computer, I believe it to be named after some sort of fruit, that also has one button on the mice. Incredible! Ah, but I get off the point. I, Alexander Dimitry Vasilev of the Czars 3rd Imperial Army, demand that you post in a regular fashion! Dissenters may enroll in our re-education program at the Happy Gulag.
Alexander Dimitry Vasilev
Commander of the Czars 3rd Imperial Army